Mr Bean Joke

BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor     : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor     : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor     : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!




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DEATH OF HIS MOTHER

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend     : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend      : what now?
Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher   : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher   : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


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MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hours. Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too...I got stock on the escalator for 3 hours

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SPELLING LESSON

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, What is the spelling of successful....is it one 'c' or two 'c'?
Mr. Bean          : Make it three 'c' to be sure!

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