Life

A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
James Allen

Friendship

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Elbert Hubbard

Forgiveness

A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed.
Alexander Chase

Funny

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.